Elderly Care Prints

"Fall prevention!"

Happy Birthday.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I think she's the new nurse. She's been here ever since I can remember."

"Those speedbumps are there for a reason, Mrs. Gunderson."

Care Home. Don't Care Home.

'I just pop down to Pediatrics when I need a bit of nursing care.'

Darby and Joan zimmer frame tandem

"Ernie!! Watch the speed bu....."

'Nobility vehicle'

Domestic violence against the elderly

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Hey, you two. Stay for dinner! We'll throw a pizza in the blender!"

"Hey - quiet down - can't you see we're conducting serious business here?!"

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

The Elderly Caring for the Elderly

"Did you say you've been diagnosed with Alzheimer's. . . I'd forget about it!"

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

'Hang on a minute, Mother...why does your care plan include me 'popping to the bookies' for you?'

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

Fetch the Walker

'Have I just come down, or am I just going up?'

Nil by care

"One of those 'damn' foreigners will be along soon to carry out your prostate examination!"

'Do you mind? You're double parked.'

"This is Jane, your allocated worker. If there's anything worrying you then she's the person to share your concerns with so that they get recorded and filed properly!"

Your grandpa's at that difficult age where they assert independence.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Handle With Care

"Careful."