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"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"
"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."
The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options
"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"
"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."
"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."
"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"
'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'
After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.
Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'
Man practising karate is tempted by a glass of beer.
'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'
"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"
Business Admin - Group Think 101.
"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"
'What kind of a mission statement is that?'
Handle With Care
"I might just get a pie."
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Careful."
"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."
'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"
Duel in a wheelchair.
"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"
"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."
'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'
Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.
'Sometimes I don't know if I'm coming or going.'
"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"
"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."
"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."
'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'
"I've made a list of lists we need to make."
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