Elderly Care Decision Making T-Shirts

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

After a day long meeting, the decision, as usual, is made in the hallway.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"In case something happens during the surgery and you become incapacitated, have you designated someone to make poor life choices on your behalf?"

Business Admin - Group Think 101.

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"I might just get a pie."

"Careful."

"And, while there's no reason yet to panic, I think it only prudent that we make preparations to panic."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"Quick, let's make the decision before everyone else shows up!"

"Get another opinion if you wish, Mr. Von Flip...But I'm confident it will still come up ' heads - we operate.'"

"There's only one thing I hate more than a 'yes man', and that's a 'no man'!"

Duel in a wheelchair.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'All in favor of my idea say 'Aye.' All opposed, say 'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers' ten times real fast.'

"I think I'll have the fish. No, wait... yes, the fish." "So many choices... what is a Reuben? Never mind, I'll have the fish, too." "I always get the same thing, but it's so good. Alright, I'll have the fish."

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"