Elder Care Enthusiasts Gifts

"That's amazing! Didn't Mr. Perez used to walk all bent over? How'd you cure him?"

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

How Rings In Nature Indicate Aging.

Handle With Care

Breast Height Chart

"Careful."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

Old Frogs' Home

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I enjoy being old - my health always gives me something to talk about!"

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Warning: Contents may settle over time.

"You don't have OCD or ADD. You have OLD."

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

'Admit it, George-you're too old to chase after does.'

Fetch the Walker

Caution Student Driver.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"For someone your age, the yearly premium on a $5,000 policy is $8,000."

"See, the problem with doing things to prolong your life is that all the extra years come at the end, when you're old."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."