Senior Care Enthusiast Gifts

"Working with the elderly causes all sorts of problems...but she can't retire until she's 69."

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Ed's receding hairline!

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"When did I change from seizing the day to just seething?"

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

STRIP *Community Care * Change

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'He's my father and I say we dump him pricate...!'

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'

Elder Assist Bird: 'I'm not going to tell you again! Take your ***** pills!'

'She'll come round to the idea of a Granny Flat eventually.'