Senior Care Supporter Gifts

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I noticed a few browns."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Thank you."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Angry pensioner

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'