Senior Care Supporter Pillows

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

"I noticed a few browns."

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

What makes us Canadian? It's in our DNeh!

"Sure I'm depressed - now they got me on this geriatric dog food."

"You want the truth? I can't remember the truth!"

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

I think it's time to retire from boxing. I'm too old for life in the fist lane.

'I don't know which health issue should concern me more - the voices in my head or the fact that I need a hearing aid to hear them.'

"Thank you."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

Aging Sign # 23: you're dehydrated and yet up peeing all night.

"I want someone I can grow old and have plastic surgery with."

'Ain't it great, Wally, to be over the hill and not under it!'

"It's Meals-on-Wheels, Mrs. Hokenstadt."

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'There's no cure, but the good news is we have some great support groups!'

Many women report sleep disturbances associated with the post-menopausal period.

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"And this is where he'll be during the day - we call it The Men's Downhill."

Pensioners - Old ink Pens at the park sitting and walking

Angry pensioner

"The older I get, the more I change from a lounge lizard into a bathroom lizard..."

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'Don't talk to me about joint-pain...'

'Your mother has finally found a home she wants us to put her in...ours.'

"You probably already know this disease from the walkathon of the same name."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'