Senior Care Aficionado Gifts

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I'm cleaning a little already, because the cleaning lady will be here soon!"

Ed's receding hairline!

"You need the toilet. . . hang on I think I've got an app for that."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

"What is it going to be, a breakfast or shampoo?"

STRIP *Community Care * Change

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"When did I change from seizing the day to just seething?"

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

New more powerful, furniture polish.

'Try and stay alive until the government have finished their consultation process.'

'I'm middle aged.' 'You'll grow out of it!'

'I'm here to check the condition your condition is in.'

'If kids have to be raised properly, does that hurt?'