Elderly Care Worker Gifts

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

Nil by care

Fetch the Walker

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Handle With Care

"Did you remember my mints?"

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

Social Worker

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

Caution Student Driver.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"My butt is loose!"