Elderly Care Worker T-Shirts

Duel in a wheelchair.

'I have a metal plate in my head, a tin ear and brass balls...direct me to a junk yard.'

Nil by care

Fetch the Walker

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

"Careful."

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Social Worker

Old woman with trolley full of medication.

'How do you feel when you get up in the morning?' 'Amazed!'

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

'Dwayne deeply regretted not placing his mother in a personal haircare home earlier.'

"The Doctor says it's very rate for the superannuated to get taller."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"What's your question for 'Ask Sadie'?" "My mom's in a nursing home. I think someone's stealing her jewelry." "What's the matter, you're afraid someone is stealing your inheritance?" "Simple solution: Send your mother to Japan, where their entire culture reveres the elderly." "Sayonara, grandma!!!" "Are you sure that's not just a stereotype?" "Who cares?!"

Caution Student Driver.

'Be assured about you mother's memory - we back up all the residents onto hard disk once a week.'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'When you get older everything hurts... and what doesn't hurt doesn't work!'

How to save money on geriatric care?

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

"My butt is loose!"

"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."

Care Home Eject Button.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"