Senior Care Worker Gifts

'Second childhood, eh?'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"Careful."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Social Worker

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

Fetch the Walker

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Care Home Eject Button.

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

"Here's your support, Dad, and here's mine."

My Mother Is Dead But Her Body Is Still Alive

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

The Name Brain

"And when it comes to looking after mum, Maureen's always happy to lend her support."

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"