Senior Care Worker Gifts

'Second childhood, eh?'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

Stairlift around cliff face.

"Careful."

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Social Worker

"I think you may have your gown on back to front."

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

'This training session is all about challenging assumptions. For example you see someone looking depressed, dishevelled, unkempt it's easy to jump to conclusions. But they may not be a social worker, they may be a client!'

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"When we have COVID under control you'll be rewarded for saving us, we won't forget how much we owe you."

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Fetch the Walker

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

Care Home Eject Button.

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

The Name Brain

Japan investing billions into robots for the elderly...

'The action they're taking is early retirement.'

'To summarise the tariffs, sympathy is £19/day, empathy £27 and obsequy £34.'

Client Contact

"Of course you're not learning anything new here at Petherington and Snoode - we're a very old company!"