Senior Worker Gifts

'He is the local gigolo - his pension plan collapsed and he can't afford to retire.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"

"Of course I'm behaving like a big baby. That's part of my formula for success."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Fetch the Walker

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."