Senior Worker Pillows

'He is the local gigolo - his pension plan collapsed and he can't afford to retire.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'It's a senior management position. We need someone who can listen politely, and then say no.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

Senior Partner works at a desk, sign on wall behind her says 'Ms. Davis senior partner - formerly: 'Hey You'.

'I refuse to relinquish the title, 'Top Young Exec'.'

"The corner ledge is reserved for senior management."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'When you look at me do you see a woman or a senior partner?'

Duel in a wheelchair.

"We want to include you in this decision without letting you affect it."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

'When 900 years you reach, retire, you will not.'

Pensioner's Romance

'I should have told you, every Friday senior partners get to do the Prosecco Polonaise.'

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

Diabolical bureaucratic management

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'I've been offered early retirement but my wife won't let me take it.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

woman works at a desk with a sign on the wall behind her: Ms. Davis Senior Partner - Formerly Hey You.

"Of course I'm behaving like a big baby. That's part of my formula for success."

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

The main reason I was chosen to be the senior manager is my ability to always be calm, wise and right. . .What's that in your hand?! Is that a shiny thing?!!. . ."

"It's the latest directive from senior management about how to run a 'paperless office'!"

Fetch the Walker

Potts is having a job keeping up with the young turks.

"By the time I climbed up to this job, I was too tired to do it."

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!