Skilled Worker Pillows

"Then I made the leap from skilled labor to unskilled management."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"What's it to be then... a highly-skilled tradesman on low pay or a poorly trained CEO on high pay?"

Endangered Species

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

Motivation to work

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Off Duty.

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Time Out For Teddy

Around here it got a little tricky...

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives