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"Then I made the leap from skilled labor to unskilled management."

'Ideally, I'd like to work with my hands.'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

"What's it to be then... a highly-skilled tradesman on low pay or a poorly trained CEO on high pay?"

Endangered Species

Claus 2.0

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

Polluted geese

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Motivation to work

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"We need a union!'

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

Fragile stamper.

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

"I'm afraid I'll be replaced by a robot at work."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

Time Out For Teddy

Around here it got a little tricky...

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.