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Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

US and the EU

Arts and crafts

Timber preservation

Multitool Knife

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

'I had a cough at the time!'

"The blow drier is broken."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

Home maintenance

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

Kenny's mom always made his lunch.

Fiction for Plumbers

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"I feel a draft."

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Manual Worker

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

Craft Show: Earth & Martianware.

Ninja.

Pottery

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'