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Fiction for Plumbers

The day the stock market went UP.

Businessmen trying to prop up a line-chart with sticks

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Build Your Own Portfolio

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'I found the termites!'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

US and the EU

City Boy.

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Day trading.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

A child runs an equity stand.

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

Why markets crash.

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

"They've made these fund prospectuses much easier to read." Brochure states; 'Give us all your money and get lost."

'How to time the market' seminar - 2pm, postponed to 3pm, then to 4pm.

Hedge fund sharks attacking 'The Markets' ship.

Dow Jones drop

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'