Skilled Laborer T-Shirts

"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Time Clock

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Welcome to the United States."

Top - Perhaps

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

None O' Your Larks

A plunger in an outhouse

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

Well paid job

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.