Unskilled Laborer T-Shirts

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

'How come politicians don't earn minimum wage? If anybody does minimum work, it's them.'

NO jobs: 'All the blue collar jobs that won't be shipped overseas are now held by illegal aliens.'

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

Office Park

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

Time Clock

Top - Perhaps

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

None O' Your Larks

Well paid job

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

Millwall - Hard Hat Area.

A plunger in an outhouse

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

Builder's Crack T-shirt

Workers rest

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

This is the last time I answer a help-wanted ad that says you'll work your way to the top.