Unskilled Laborers T-Shirts

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

'You must be the only 'Jack-of-all-trades' who is out of work in all of them!'

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Top - Perhaps

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

Manual Worker

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

America's Biggest Export...

"Even after all that's happened, I feel no less regal."

Two bored males hanging out on a tatty sofa.

Well paid job

A plunger in an outhouse

"Right now, I'm between naps."

'Larry, did you replace the cartridges in all the respirators this morning?'

'Your wife called to remind you that she still exists.'

A Temporary One Day A Year Job Is Not Enough, I Want A Permanent Job!

"Larry...GRUNT!...next time you feel like giving that extra 10 percent at work...would you mind giving it to someone else?...GRUNT!"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Let's enrol on the last one. We've more chance of getting a job doing that these days.'

Two Soldiers and a Navvy.

'I'm actually looking for a manual labourer...'

"Whoa, don't hand me my pay cheque. I'm allergic to peanuts!"

Workers constructing barcodes

'We do a lot of grunt work here. Grunt if you're OK with that.'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

'Lost my job, house repossessed, but at least I've still got you.'

Inflate a job!