Skilled Laborer Gifts

"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

Find out that man's name and give him a rise.

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

'It's coffee time Earl, take a break.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Time Clock

"Could I have a Tommy Tippee cup for my friend's beer, as he's been using a concrete breaker all day."

You would have to work decades to make what many CEO's do in an hour.

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

Top - Perhaps

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"Welcome to the United States."

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

Manual Worker

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

"Hey Eric. Do you think they're silicone implants?"

"For a list of the ways artificial intelligence is killing your job, please press one."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Well paid job

None O' Your Larks

A plunger in an outhouse

"What's it like, working with your hands?"

"I just hit the lottery for a million bucks, so today I'm going to punch that timeclock for the last time."