Skilled Trades Gifts

"We've canceled so many technical programs. . . local business and industry is begging for trained people!"

A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.

"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

US and the EU

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Fred's not sure who to call first: 911 or the plumber he should have called in the first place.

"We're a totaly automated facility, except for Frank. He plugs everything in each morning."

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

"How learning curves feel... Before: Holy hell During: I'm not gonna make it! After: That wasn't so bad! The next time: Again?!!"

The man who discovered smoke

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

Mo's USA Bar: Tips/Tariffs

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

Ninja.

'Making a profit was a lot easier before so many countries abandoned socialism and started competing!'

Economic model of the solar system.

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'

Stock Market Downturn

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'I don't know anything about anything, but I'm great at looking stuff up!'

'By golly, you've erected a whole new skill set.'

Unicyclist painting a ceiling,

New US tariffs...