Skilled Trade Admirer Gifts

A toilet is embarrassed by a plumber's butt crack.

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

TPP - Investor State Dispute Settlement

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

'I've never seen a stock crash so hard.'

"There she be, lads, the special economic zone!"

'Enter, 'The Globoracy'.'

'Globalsiation risky? How d'you mean?'

It's a deal. You give me five analysts, three pundits, seven technicians and a soothsayer. I give you six experts, five professors, four consultants and a prognosticator.

Conservative Leadership Renounces Protectionism

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

Cuba united against blocking off the country

"You do something about Human Rights and trade or...or....or..."

Wall Street Lights.

"To heck with a husband... just help me find a dependable electrician."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

A graph falling off the chart and through the floor.

"It's all locally-sourced, made from scratch."

'I couldn't sleep so I decided to do some on-line trading.'

TTIP

"Up a hundred and sixteen points! If only we'd had the foresight to invest ten minutes ago."

HM Customs and Excise - 'One of the few things you can see from space is the great wall of Chinese imports.'

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Helms Burton Title III

'I'm outta here.'

Gentrification of the Fridge.

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

"Jason Smith, civil engineer" "Simon Truscott, uncivil engineer"

Ethic Cleansing

'Fair Trade, Not Free Trade!' ( A Labor Day ) ' What Now Cartoon'

"Jeffrey makes all our furniture himself."

"Next on... Auto Mechanic M.D. Your knees are shot, so I'm going to try injecting some grease. If that doesn't work, I'll make you new knees from some shock absorbers."

"Then it's agreed. I'll send you a lieutenant in exchange for a clerk typist and a staff sergeant."