Skillful Acts Gifts

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Drummer

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Berta screams out!

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

Sailor boy

'What went particularly well?'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Ninja.

Trapeze Artists

strong man bends an iron bar

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'I've no self esteem Doctor, I feel that I am just a joke.'

"I don't get it. Who doesn't love a circus?"