Skill Entertainer Gifts

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Zombie standup

Showbiz Awards

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

"If I might be serious for a moment..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

Clown on bike.

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

The Rooster Comedian.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"Extreme miming"

"We're following Carrot Top."

Comedy Cafe

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

Cow Show Tunes

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"That'll be five bucks."

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

Clown God

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."