Skillful Acts Prints

"Wow, Tia Carmen...that's amazing! How do you do it?"

"God, I hope no one asks me to sing."

'But they told me to take her down to theatre...'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Drummer

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Jumping cheerleaders

"So, is there any other funny business to attend to?"

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

Berta screams out!

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of dealing with emergency plumbing problems are the hardest.'

One-man band rehearsal.

Sailor boy

A plumber preparing to go under a house's dark crawl space sees many eyes looking back from the darkness.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

'What went particularly well?'

Tragedy and Remedy.

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

Ninja.

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

'And you all thought I didn't have a hobby.'

strong man bends an iron bar

"It's a panda-cam production of 'Streetcar,' but it is live theatre."

A lumberjack balances a felled tree on his axe

Trapeze Artists

'I just want to find out where my apprentice left my favorite drill.'

Dave had yet to master his new nail machine gun.

'Face it boys, you're lousy comics, I suggest you find another career,'

'I've no self esteem Doctor, I feel that I am just a joke.'