Senior Care Specialist Gifts

Stairlift around cliff face.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"He's a whiz kid."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

Man sees sign at institution: 'Home for the Disgusted'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

"Thanks for reminding me, doc! I just forgot that I've got Alzheimer's!"

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