Senior Care Specialist Gifts

Stairlift around cliff face.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Did you remember my mints?"

'I'm not saying your mother is senile but she just vacuum bagged the cat!'

"I've thought about retiring, but there's a great deal of gravity under this chair."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'What do you mean you're the new Paediatric Specialist?'

"The nurse thinks she's sneaky, but I know my meds are in the peanut butter."

"Nice try, but I don't think whisky counts as an 'essential medication'."

'You're going to need a hip-hoperation.'

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

Introducing Life Alarm for people who have fallen but don't want to get up.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

The nurses here are so slow. Could this blanket be any thinner? The buttons on the tv remote are too darn small. Although her health had improved, Mabel's condition remained critical.

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

"He's a whiz kid."

Man sees sign at institution: 'Home for the Disgusted'

"Don't let old age get you down. It's too difficult to get up again."

"Would you care for a slice of lemon dribble cake Mr Dobbs?"

'Meet Charles, the office 'old-timer'. He's been hangin' around stock tickers, water coolers, copy machines, and now laser printers for 40 years!'

'I need a vacation, Ms. Sims. I'm tired of the same old things day after day.'

'Oh no! We forgot to unstrap granny before we left!'

"Meanwhile, in the Memory Care Unit... I said, your secret’s safe with me."

Hospital: Senior Care/Long Term Care/Who Cares

"It's the orthopedist's parts department. Your knees are in."

"It's male pattern osteoporosis."

"I'm afraid he's got Jungsheimer's!"

I'm not sure when I can help you. It's not easy getting parts for you anymore

'I had a larger sample for you but I had trouble getting the lid back on. . .'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuggedabouting things.

The Leap of Faith Taken by Alzheimer's Caregivers

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