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"Careful."

"He likes it."

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"Careful. That house has a taser."

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

"Boy, the kids are growing up so fast!"

'Come die with me.'

"Let's face it Mum, the main reason we're an endangered species is that we're fussy eaters..."

"We like to think he's experimenting with color and form, but his art therapist suggested we're not giving him enough candy."

"We've given it a great deal of thought and we decided we're going to give in to everything you want at all times."

'Maybe I haven't made myself clear enough. I really don't want to be disturbed today!'

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'Will you tell the dog I live here!'

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

'I've stopped getting bright ideas.'

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"Our founders built this company on a certain set of principles. But since they're all dead and nobody wrote anything down, looks like we're screwed."

"If the stock market goes to infinity, would we be able to pay off the national debt?"

"He's allergic to peanuts, sensitive to wheat, lactose-intolerant, and just plain weirded out by fruit."

'Nap time's over, Ms. Doan. You have to wake them up.'

'Isn't it great Darling: The kids are now old enough to have dinner ready when we get home...'

"Are you sure this is in your job description?"

'What do you mean give the boy a house key? He'll lose it, learn how to break in despite our sophisticated security system and be on his way to a life of crime.'

'You couldn't just lock him up somewhere, could you?'

Beware of Curmudgeon!

"They had to make that it guy the CEO. He won't reveal the Master Password."

There's nothing like the real thing!

Never divulge your credit card pin number to your children!'