Caregivers Pillows

"I just hope that when your mother is as old as I am you'll be able to help figure out Medicare Part D."

"I wish you'd empty your pockets before putting things in the wash."

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'Hang in there, buddy! It'll go fast. . . believe me, if you resist it'll only be worse!!. . . Some kids just have to learnt he hard way.'

Family courts.

"Alexa, read Tommy a bed time story."

Responsibility

A baby watching coronaviruses on television

"But it's been five whole minutes! How can you still be mad?"

'It never fails to stop him crying - handing him the phone.'

Tony Blair aged 2 1/2

'We're lonely and the basement is cold.'

'This is nothing like Abu Ghraib!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "How many times do I have to tell you kids not to play with matches?"

"I hate airplane food!"

"Mum...I have to do number five million, seven hundred and twenty seven thousand, six hundred and twenty ones!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Complete the jigsaw puzzle of your life

"Cathy, this will be an easy sleepover for you - Ben doesn't take any medications at all."

City Zoo: Day Care

'Honey, I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Medical personnel give their hearts

"Whoa. Someone needs their diaper changed."

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'I don't have time for throwing up.'

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

Changing the baby.

"My service animal for Alzheimer's, sonny!"

"When was the last time anyone checked on Mr Klink."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

". . . and now it's his memory. Three times on Saturday he asked me what day it was. Or did I already tell you that earlier?"