Grizzly Enthusiast Pillows

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'It's not a bear rug. I paid a real bear to make me look macho.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giraffe Portrait

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Do you have a longer straw?'

Why giraffes hate winter

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"When the researcher said we were going to a gated community, I had no idea what he meant."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'Linda thought her apple pie would be safe...'

It's all gravy.

'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

But moooommm, I can't reach them! Can't you get them FOR me?

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

Modigliani's Giraffe

"Same old crowd."

City Zoo

Giraffe holding up the washing line.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'