Grizzly Observer Pillows

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I don't do windows."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Penguin

"You've changed."

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Deer Cross Dressing.

'You call yourself a zebra? Where'd you get those stripes, in a zoo?'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."