Grizzly Observer Prints

'Something tells me we're in a heap of trouble.'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Fly Fishing

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Bears catching fish

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'I admire your floatibility.'

Beaver tower

"I don't do windows."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Penguin

Always an awkward moment when you meet a Dung Beetle...

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Birds sitting on satellite dish.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"You've changed."

"He's so full of shit."

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

'Mum, why are we called seagulls?'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'Well, migration is just a change of scenery really, as all our friends and family come too...'

'The best way to teach my son is by example, you know: Monkey see, monkey do...'

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

Deer Cross Dressing.

'You're looking in the wrong section.'

Bird Watching with Binoculars

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

"After seventeen years underground, I'm gonna buzz my ass off."