Grizzly Caregiver Prints

"Which end does the diaper go on 'cause there's stuff comin' out of both of 'em!"

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

"You want a generic or a regular sugar pill?"

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

'It's either a boo-boo or an owwie, but the doctors need to run some more tests before they decide.'

Egg Buggy

'Let's play doctor. You be the primary care giver and I'll be the doctor you refer patients to.'

'It's the only way he'll take his medicine.'

'I usually don't make house calls but I'm glad to make an exception in your case, Gran'ma.'

'How am I ever going to be able to practice my first aid if you insist on using an electric razor?'

"We're pretty sure it was the dissolving stitches."

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Bear Bears his Cross

IV Bags: Main and Afters

Today's Babysitter

Remember, Ed, they are more afraid of you than you are of them.

'You're too late - a bear with a sweet toorh ate me out of house and home.'

'Yes,I'm wearing clean underwear.Why do you ask?'

"Mrs. Jennings, can Billy come out and smoke?"

Administering Dose of Medicine to a Boy

'Did you hear a twig snap?'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

'The pandemic is here!!!'

'Oh, I see. So, you thought you'd come and pass your nasty germs on to me?!'

'Now we come to the most exciting part, but unfortunately my husband was too busy to get a shot of it.'

Nurse draws on patient's cast

'Expecting a quick and east operation, Doctor?'