Guardian Of Gimmicks Gifts

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Candid Camera store.

Mental Wellness Center. Some folks coming here are working on multiple issues. Earlier, I saw a germaphobe with a fear of flying. Using an airplane bathroom must be completely out of the question! There's a narcissist with math anxiety and a fear of public speaking. He hopes one day he can stand in front of a large audience and count all the wonderful qualities he believes he has. And that guy has claustrophobia combined with a fear of success. Looks like he's going through a rough period

The new global mantra flag for the future

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

This might take a while

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

Trick or Treatment.

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"Guard coming."

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"Tag - you have measles!"

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Greetings. I've been drafted into the antibodies.

"What have you been up to lately?"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

…So we finally got women to stare at us…now what?... E. A. N. B. Q. R. T. L.

"Too righteous?"