Guardian Of Gimmicks Pillows

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

Candid Camera store.

The new global mantra flag for the future

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

This might take a while

'Poor thing. He got left out in the acid rain.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'It's good to see Dad keeping his mind active.'

Trick or Treatment.

Contagious Diseases.

Ebola Clinic

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"The sheep all have rabies. Pass it on."

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

"Spread the gospel, not germs. Wash your hands!"

"I'm not taking any chances!"

Man at Heaven's gate with different college letter than St. Pete

"Have you folks eaten here before, or shall I explain the concept?"

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

'Because I paid ten bucks for that lure, that's why.'

Memory Clinic: Today's Special - Passwords.

"Tag - you have measles!"

"Someone sneezed without covering their mouth."

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

Doctor's sign: There are a lot of ailments going around. Don't sit close to each other.

"Too righteous?"

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

"What have you been up to lately?"

"Listen, you're perfectly safe - it's only a slight cold."

Art Gallery - Comics.