Gimmick Guru Gifts

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

Candid Camera store.

Heaven on a stick.

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

Marketing: Hype and Hoopla desk organizers.

"Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Homo Gamus

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

Whack-a-molecule

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Prawn Amend

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"More helium."

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

We stock ALL sizes...

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

"Does anyone remember which game we're playing?"

"I giggle when I laugh." "I pee when I sneeze."