Gimmick Guru Mugs

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"You'll never believe what kind of bumper-to-bumper warranty this baby has."

…So we finally got women to stare at us…now what?... E. A. N. B. Q. R. T. L.

Candid Camera store.

Heaven on a stick.

My Year Searching For a Gimmicky Stunt to Base a Book On.

Marketing: Hype and Hoopla desk organizers.

"Come on...no one would be dumb enough to buy those in a million years!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

Homo Gamus

Clown's Comedy Fart.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'Since laughter is the best medicine, I have a joke, Hee, Hee, Haw,Ha!...that could simply wipe out your Infectious Mononucleosis!'

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Whack-a-molecule

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

Vanna White: The Later Years.

'The dripping keeps me awake!'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Prawn Amend

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

"Are you ready to engage with rock-rased content?"

"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"More helium."

We stock ALL sizes...

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'That piggy bank is for my college fund.'

"It's a puzzle to me"

'I should never have married a bloody referee.'