Gizmo Guru Mugs

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Careful! He knows computers."

'Yes! I plugged in enough electric gizmos to cause a power surge and now the electronic billboard has tapped into the CIA computers.'

The iShadow.

"Now, you show me yours"

"And this app here tells me how much I'm spending on pointless gadgetry."

"In a while, technophile!"

Line up for the latest thing! Buy it now!

Pounding speeds up the computer.

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

The Computer Bore

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Google car."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"Now that's what I call customer service!"

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

CEO with SEO

'But what is the universe for?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I haven't a clue what it does, but I don't know I managed without it"

Evolution.

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'