Gizmo Lover Mugs

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'...and this little gizmo - this always breaks me up - is called a mouse.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

Haircuts

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Early cyborg.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Mouse in a hamster wheel.

Dawing your Cellphone

Bicycle sat nav.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Careful. That house has a taser."

'E-books?'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

'This is suppose to be progress.'

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'My new cellphone has a 'self-help' program...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

"Careful! He knows computers."

'You know, you can do this all online now.'