Gizmo Enthusiast Mugs

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"And this little gizmo let me skip the game but record all the Superbowl commercials."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Early cyborg.

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

Nerd tryouts.

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bicycle sat nav.

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Careful! He knows computers."

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'Throw in your iPad and you've got a deal.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'