Gizmo Enthusiast Gifts

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

"And this little gizmo let me skip the game but record all the Superbowl commercials."

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

Early cyborg.

Dawing your Cellphone

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Nerd tryouts.

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Bicycle sat nav.

'E-books?'

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'When I said that I needed a new mouse...'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

'I wish you would update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

The secret lives of household things.

"Pretty impressive for a product of a 3-D printer."

"That vulture just appeared and started picking at my phone. My battery must have died."