Gimmick Collectors Mugs

Lemonade Cleanse - $20 a glass.

Toadstools

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

Piranhaclaus

Mixed Doubles.

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Candid Camera store.

Rocking Horse

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

Dreams I have had...

Phoenix

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Jack in the box on strike.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

Vincent Van Goat.

"I guess laughter wasn’t the best medicine."

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

ATM withdrawal

'According to this, you ate all the pies.'

"Come on. Why not just try dog hot dogs for a change?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'