Guardians Of Giggles Gifts

Beware Electric Fence.

'You lifted your head.'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

The Bearskin Hat Family

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

J. Wilbert Dentist - Sorry We're Open

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

'Polly wants a machine gun.'

'Ok...something, but nothing you'd care about. Honest!'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

See, no monster under your bed

Two breasts: No waiting

"…Ok, tough guy, see this scar? Prius hit me—didn’t even hear it coming." "I got that beat. Right here: three-year-old woke me from a nap with a fork."

Lollipop mask

"Too righteous?"

'Now Dad, don't you start your chest-thumping! I'm going out and that's it!'

"This day and age it's necessary."

A Foot Guard being teased by children.

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Remember that club you threw last month and couldn't find?

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

Beware Of The Hog...

'He won't hurt you - just don't make any sudden moves.'

'I'm afraid neither of my parents are at home... Are they Dad? '

'I don't know, it just no longer feels that original.'

Ten warning signs of periodontal disease.

Don't worry, you're fine - I'm just having with a latch. A-1 Gate Repair.

"Guess whose fish had babies today?"

"You can always tell the pediatricians."

'Sorry -- we're overstocked on bald guys right now.'

'The head of the house is out, but I can handle any crank calls.'

Unbelievable! Who keeps taking my pens?