Glue Gun Gladiator Pillows

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

Rage.

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'He has some unresolved issues.'

A man reads "Traffic Times" while stuck in traffic.

'It's one of those viruses that corrupt every damn thing.'

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'

Abandon all hope,you who enter here.

Body builder flexs his muscles so much that his head disappears inside them.

Things get heated at the outing.

'He was just a temp.'

Afternoon crafts

'...And then, my balloon mortgage popped!'

Donald Trump

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

"You're very non-competitive. I like that in a brother."

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Death sentence.

"I just don't think someone who's never won an arm-wrestling match in his life has any business engaging in combat."

Business problems in the cloud

Computer fight.

Golfers sword-fighting with golf clubs.

"You got that many points on a galactic battle? Really? I was beaten by a girl?"

Leaning tower of pizza boxes.

"There's no bonuses. But we'll give you $50 to eat a bug and let us film it."