Glue Gun Champion Pillows

'There's been a little accident in the glue shop.'

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'It's more festive-looking!'

Cleaner playing pool with brush.

Teacher to student: 'Nice use of glitter, but you were assigned to do math problems.'

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

Toastquest!

GLOO!

Super glue . . .

The sword in the all-natural impossible-to-stir peanut butter.

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

Scaffolding being put together by glue.

"Guess how many tubes of Krazy glue it took to fill those holes in your new bowling ball, Dad?"

Man sticking matchsticks together for Bryant and May

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

ACME Adhesive Corp.

Dueling Glue Guns: Glue unto Others as you would have them glue unto you.

'How would you have played that last ball?'

"Okay, so it may not be the spectacular medical breakthrough that we had been hoping for, but we have discovered a fabulous new glue."

"I glued myself to a snooker ball."

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Hansen's Glue-All Multi-Purpose Glue

Afternoon crafts

The First Tattoo

'This is pretty good to prevent your money from slipping through your fingers!'

'I hate Mondays!'