Glove Gladiator Pillows

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Rage.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Football.

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

Football Blockers.

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Monster chariot races

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back

Weight lifter with weights up in the air. All the officials wearing clothes pegs due to the bad body odour problem.

'If you wanted me to be cooperative, why did you appoint a lawyer for me?'