Glove Gladiator Pillows

'To tell you the truth, I thought I lost the fight.'

'He has some unresolved issues.'

'You're nothing but a street brawler!'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

American Football.

Football.

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Punishment for the kicker.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Just a routine ID check, Mr. Spartacus - there are lots of people with the same name, you know."

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

"And I say your floral displays are completely dominating your herbaceous perennials."

"Are you not infotained?!!"

Football Blockers.

Another entry from the encyclopedia of gaming: Pixel sprain - any physical injury incurred from intense video game play.

Monster chariot races

'Oh, great. Leonard's got quarterback on his jersey. No amount of bleach is going to get THAT out.'

"It just isn't the same without the fans."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

"Good news, you are virus free and should be able to resume hitting each other in the heads as hard as possible this fall."

You Don't Know What It's Like

'Better put this on. . . health and safety.'

"You'll get a lot of head injuries but, on the plus side, you won't remember any of them."

SNOW WARS: The fight-back