Gladiator Pillows

'He was just a temp.'

Death sentence.

"Oh, boo hoo! While you're playing around the Coliseum all day, I'm stuck in this house!"

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Rage.

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I feel your pain."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"Everything's gone up."

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

I'm Spartacus.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

Football.

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

'I've fired the entire company except you, Jerkins. You'll have more work without pay, but you do have job security.'

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'He intentionally entangles his face mask in my hand!'

The rat race

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'This should soothe any hurt feelings.'

"I've called the meeting to discuss the problem of stress int he workplace."

Musk v Zuckerberg - Rockem Sockem Robots

"Well, dad. . . when I was a kid I got in trouble for trampling on the lawn or for beating up others. . . today, I get a lot of money for it!"

'Quit whining, Sid, and walk it off! I'm not falling for that pulled muscle thing again!'

"It's a dog-eat-dog economy. And I'm the Doberman."

'They aren't shy about cutting you out of the decision making process.'

Pecking order spats take their toll.

Football Blockers.