Glove Lovers Prints

"I'm only wearing one globe because the weather forecast said that toay it might be warm, but on the other hand it might be cold."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Bubble gum leaves

Customer Convention

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"I can count to 20...Without taking off my shoes."

"If it's nothing serious' why did you put on five pairs of gloves?"

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Gold Crisis

Pick Me Ups.

Cultivating Toughness in Footballs.

'Congratulations, its a six pound biker.'

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"I conjured you up a dress, shoes, a corsage, and a limo—I'm not ponying up for an afterparty too."

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

'I must warn you, I'm an army boxer.'

'I knew we should have brought your marigolds,dear!'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"You missed the garlic. The place went nuts when he added the garlic."

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

'And he's so-o-o-o knowledgeable about wine. He must have spent an hour telling me about his trip to Chardonnary.'

Hand takes a shower,

Motor Cycle Service - Biker having more studs added to jacket

'Quick, Bernie - in here!'