Googly Enthusiast Pillows

Cricketer uses computer search engine called 'Googly'.

"I don't know… Did you try Googling it?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

Colin kept a notebook by his bed to write down any ideas he had during the night... "Genulph hyu donkey slapperthwaite."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

The Depressing Economic Crisis

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

Internet Name Tags.

"Happy New Year!"

Big Bark Theory (canine version of the origin of the universe)

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"

'I and my Blog'

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

'I made up my mind to spend less time on line, and I was doing real well 'til they brought the computer back from the shop.'

Henry proudly models his new goggles that prevent him from losing a contact lens.

"I'd heard you'd started a blog so I came over to cheer you up."

"This foxy mama is ready to boogy oogy oogy!"

"Is it the slime?"

Free Pool

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Pessimism Quiz.

"It's been 300 years. I think I'm read to retire."

"Ever since he got those goggles ..."

"Email, text, tweet and Facebook me as soon as you get home."