Glasses Guru Gifts

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

Glasses to find other glasses.

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

Sign in Optometrist's window 'If you can't read this sign you've come to the right place'

People whose hindsight is less than 2020

'You really do need new glasses!'

'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

An Optometrist's sign in the form of an Eye-test chart.

Checking new spectacles.

'I liked you in the horn-rimmed ones best.'

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

Man's Sight is Restored

"Lost" socks are not accepted into society until after they have stolen a pair of your reading glasses.

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'The spots are much clearer.'

A frame of opticians

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'Good evening. I'm Bill O'Reilly, and... what are you looking at, four-eyes?'

"Did you manage to get your eyes checked, Brian?"

'New glasses?'

Optician.

'I have one pair for long sight, one pair for short sight... and a third pair to look for the other two!'

'How do these glasses feel?'