Glasses Guru Gifts

"Your new spectacles will cost...."

'I'm sure that using this new sign we will triple the sales of eye glasses.'

Same Day Glasses - "They'll be ready in a month. It's not my fault you couldn't read the fine print."

'I don't have my glasses on: What does it say?'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'Oh no! I forgot my driving glasses! What! You too? Now what are we going to do?'

Glasses to find other glasses.

'Face it, Frank - After 40 we all need glasses.'

'You forgot your glasses again, didn't you?'

'Now cover the other eye & read the same line.'

'I've lost my glasses and can't look for them until I find them.'

Sign in Optometrist's window 'If you can't read this sign you've come to the right place'

'I knew it was a mistake to come to the gallery on myopia night.'

'You really do need new glasses!'

People whose hindsight is less than 2020

"I had all of my windows replaced, before I realised my glasses were cracked."

'Fine, I'll take them.'

'Nicely done. You may have double-vision, but it's 20-20, 20-20.'

An Optometrist's sign in the form of an Eye-test chart.

'Theproblem isn't your eyesight. The problem is you don't know the alphabet.'

Man's Sight is Restored

"Lost" socks are not accepted into society until after they have stolen a pair of your reading glasses.

'Will these glasses help him see things my way?'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

Checking new spectacles.

'I liked you in the horn-rimmed ones best.'

'The spots are much clearer.'

'New glasses?'

'And with every new pair of glasses you get a cool pair of 3D glasses for free'

'How do these glasses feel?'

'I have one pair for long sight, one pair for short sight... and a third pair to look for the other two!'

Optician.

'Good evening. I'm Bill O'Reilly, and... what are you looking at, four-eyes?'

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

A frame of opticians